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Sometimes I put things in here just because I have no other place that they will fit and I don’t want to forget them

Quotes for an upcoming movie script:

“Naturally, when she told me she was serving mimosas for breakfast, I stopped by there. But to be honest,  I think that those mimosas were made with cold duck and Tang.”

“She hit me in the head with a ball-peen hammer! I say, who goes around bashing people with a ball-peen hammer? I was outraged.”

As you can see, I carry burdenously weighty thoughts around my skull all day.

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